Things to Learn From Movies..Contd...

Tamil Movies......

1. The villains always wait for the hero to speak out his punch dialogues before starting to attack him.

2. An Heroine is a dismal creature whose only job is to fall in love with the hero and sing duets...

3. The hero with a pistol having 5 bullets has the sole expertise to kill 20 militants armed with AK-47 without a single shot fired hitting him.

4. The heroine whose condition is very serious and hopeless to survive according to doctors using state of the art treatment facilities gets cured if the hero comes and kisses her in the forehead and at once she is ready for a Duet!!

5. Poison bottles will be labelled "Poison" while getting from the medical shop!!..

6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames rising up in the air....

7. All Bombs will always have a display panel showing countdown as "1 minute" but in the meantime he would tackle 25 thugs for 10 minutes only to find countdown time now at "45 sec".....

8. There will always be an open space in a very densely populated to facilitate the hero to dispose the bomb...

9. The vilain will be throwing a Grenade at a hero,But the hero always catches it by hand and finds time for punch dialogue's and throws back to villain just in time of it to explode.

10. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts,your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

11. The Villain Always has a Beautiful daughter.

12.Men Don't transform into Ghosts!

13.The hero decides to dance on the streets and the passersby join the hero to dance in sync to the hero's step!!

Few Things To Learn From Movies!!

English Movies.........

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade at any time of the year.

2. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

3. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

5. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note , just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

7. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

8. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

9. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

10. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

11. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

12. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions can be played without moving the fingers.

13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

14. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

15. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

16. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Tamil Movies Next....

Orkutting in College!! Guess Who's Smart!!.......

Hm...its been quite some time that orkut'ing has become popular in India and Of Course my Engineering College(Supposed to be)....There has Been quite a confrontation and cold war going on between us and our Lab Administrators...
Reason...."www.orkut.com"......hm..we guys are deeply engrossed in it nowadays and often end up opening a secret window of IE during lab hours.......
Hmm...Atleast they must have been happy that we were doing some work rather than posing before screens ,acting too smart like doing the lab excercises.....
So it ended up like one day...the most expected thing happened..."THEY BLOCKED ORKUT"...hm..Guys were a bit dissapointed until they found use of proxy servers...But not too fast..."Kproxy.com" was also forbidden soon...and this went on...Like we guys think intelectually and search at home for smartest access and new sites for using as proxy..But it wud work out only for some days....the thing wud be out and BINGO itll b blocked ....
Hm...But some of us needn worry bout that...hahaha...No worries..But we continued to use "ORKUT"....at any time aniwhere in lab and we didn worry about the whole "Forbidding " stuff....
hm..Because we used the "Worlds Mostly Used Server" for our proxy activities...But many till now do not know that it even serves as a proxy...We are talking about none ather than.."www.Google.com"....
Hm...still wondering if its true...Ssssh....ill tell you how to work thru it...This is a Reward for those who sincerely read my blog full of mokkai....
here it goes...

http://www.google.com/translate?langpair=en|en&u=www.whatismyip.com

So let me tell u how it goes..."just place ur website address in place of "www.whatismyip.com"..so if its orkut...then

http://www.google.com/translate?langpair=en|en&u=www.orkut.com

Bingo it works...And the catch here is..this is actualy a translator service..."translate?langpair=en|en" here en indicates "English"...So actually u are using google for ur proxy service...Cool isn it..

So here is the reall challenge for admins...which of course is nearly impossible to win...The only way this wudn work is the Admin Blocking "www.Google.com".....But that isn possible....So Caught in the own Trap....
So Guys what are you waiting for....Are You Ready To Rock!!!

Rules to Employ New Staff!!

Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in construction.

If they are sleeping. Put them in reception

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in IT.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in management !!!

Brangelina And The Papparazzi....

Papparazzi...hope i spelt it right!...This is the buzz word and the new word that the Indians will now be familiar of...Hm..Even me..SO wads the all stuff about. Turn on the news channels,You'll be invited with the above photo of jolie's guard roughing up with a photographer.Hm..The main headlines goes with it...Wadeva channel you change its the same news only with a Different anchor and a different Logo..
So..Cmon guys..Don we have other burning issues..Is this such an important issue..So wad is this all about!!....And roughing up a photographer only for taking a few snaps of Brangelina!....So is this an intrusion to her privacy....Damn it..Everyone knows how private Jolie's life is..Lol...So wad is more to hide in her private life....
We would have been a better nation if issues like new R&D's ,Cutting edge Technologies and other stuffs that would have educated people were given atleast half of the emphasis they Gave on this issue!!...
I wasn surprised to find out "Rajdeep Sardesai" put up the topic.."Is paperazzi Culture coming up in India"...And Discussions beeing held very seriously about it....only for the reason that it was that moment's "Money Spinner"....So when will we get out of this...Spinning out money is not the only duty of Private Channels....Thou it must be to an extent!!....While some initiatives like a show on farmers inventing new stuff is commendable...but its aired only few times a week..and hardly more than 4 hours a week.Why not More emphasis on it!!..Think...