The Change is Here...!
I've been thinking for quite some time to find a reason/Occasion for reopening my blog. Naah....Its not like I'm really worried about my absence or that Intellectual Vacuum I've created for the past 1 Year… lolz...But to find a reason to cover up my laziness or rather find a valid samalification(This is what is called as TaNglish) to make my friends forget that I've not written for more than a year. With this new year in the offing,I now have a valid point to samalichufy .
While I was trying to come up with something really good to make my re-entry into the blogging world with a Bang, I recollected the words of "He who must not be named" which goes like ... "Your work is 10% but publicity forms the residual 90% for something to become a huge success "... Now, whom shall I call for re-christening my blog...Hmm... Thats an interesting question ha...That was when I thought about the Grand opening ceremony which took place somewhere in Oct 2006... The reaction was quite unusual when I called up to invite them again. I assumed that they'd be sending me wishes like last time as they might be busy , but this time I did not get any wishes/mails until yesterday when they called me Back. Psst(Perhaps the global meltdown has made their heart to melt)...
1.Till Bates called me up to confirm about the Place and time.
2.Mr.Parry Page wanted a break from his backbreaking task to decipher his own "Page Ranking Algorithm".
3. Mr. Phoney Flair(He renamed himself from being Mr.Bony Flair.. No Prizes for Guessing it right).
4.Mr.Richard Mostinsoup declined saying that he was already in the middle of a boiling soup in the CAVA environment.
5.Mr. Gorge Push demanded that he will be gracing the occasion only If I assure that none of the guests would wear any kind of footwear. I just replied that he should carry on with his busy schedule (If Political Grapevine is to be believed ,Mr Push is now in a dire state, that he wants himself to be pushed from one of the Gorges in the Great Canyon.. No Prize again for guessing why he cant jump by himself ...Come on Folks...Please… Don't come up with yet another game blasting the charts with the name."Who can Push Mr.Push" ) and not to waste his "valuable time" with us.
Hmmm.... While I was happy to get the Publicity, I was worried about the ways to make the Two ends meet.. Naah ..Am talking about the expenses I needed to bear for their travel. How come I could manage it with the salary I get from a company which is smart in "Cost cutting concepts" (They’ve replaced Tissues with Notices to use Handkerchiefs) in the Pretext of "Going Green". Hmmm.. At last... I decided to take up a loan with the JDJDJ bank (with a strong belief that it will go into bankruptcy before they try to snatch the money back from me )
With great difficulty I booked a date…damn! An appointment with Mr. Hijay Fullya for my master plan…
With great difficulty and repeatedly lying (மனசாட்சிய கிழற்றி வெச்சுடேன் ) that he was the most handsome man in this whole world and the apple (Botanists, please forget your subject for a while) of every woman's eye (Man..I get what you think….Very Big one indeed...) he agreed to my proposal.
Finally, he ordered the Fingkisher Airlines flight, which was all the way touring this world for the mostly sought Fingkisher Swimwear Calendar to pick up these guys from their respective places.
Finally the day arrived...The guests arrived...While i was settling the autowalah, I couldn find the change I needed. While I was about to turnaround and tell him to keep the change....Someone else was there to settle it... It was only then I could figure out that figure...He walked to me and shook my hand and said.."The Change Is here" with a smile... Now isn that a Fitting entry which even our dear Ilayathalapathy would envy about..And a Surprise
I end up with this Note(mokkai for many)... That "The change is here" ....I'll try my best to pamper you with my posts frequent enough….
