Things to Learn From Movies..Contd...

Tamil Movies......

1. The villains always wait for the hero to speak out his punch dialogues before starting to attack him.

2. An Heroine is a dismal creature whose only job is to fall in love with the hero and sing duets...

3. The hero with a pistol having 5 bullets has the sole expertise to kill 20 militants armed with AK-47 without a single shot fired hitting him.

4. The heroine whose condition is very serious and hopeless to survive according to doctors using state of the art treatment facilities gets cured if the hero comes and kisses her in the forehead and at once she is ready for a Duet!!

5. Poison bottles will be labelled "Poison" while getting from the medical shop!!..

6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames rising up in the air....

7. All Bombs will always have a display panel showing countdown as "1 minute" but in the meantime he would tackle 25 thugs for 10 minutes only to find countdown time now at "45 sec".....

8. There will always be an open space in a very densely populated to facilitate the hero to dispose the bomb...

9. The vilain will be throwing a Grenade at a hero,But the hero always catches it by hand and finds time for punch dialogue's and throws back to villain just in time of it to explode.

10. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts,your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

11. The Villain Always has a Beautiful daughter.

12.Men Don't transform into Ghosts!

13.The hero decides to dance on the streets and the passersby join the hero to dance in sync to the hero's step!!